doo something
Feb 1, 2008
Sister: If they ever find me dead, it’s a meat salesman called Dudley Dooright, or Doolittle, or DooSomething, who did it.
Me: Huh?
Sister: He comes to my door every afternoon. Trying to sell me burgers and stuff. I told him we’re vegetarians but he keeps coming back.
Me: Just don’t open the door.
Sister: Yeah but Buffy, he always comes around naptime. And if I don’t open the door he’ll ring the doorbell and wake everyone up.
Me: So, you’ve got possible death and dismemberment on one hand..
Sister: Yeah, and my kids waking up on the other. I need that nap time. I’ll take my chances. Just remember. Dudley Dooright. The meat salesman.
