doo something


Sister: If they ever find me dead, it’s a meat salesman called Dudley Dooright, or Doolittle, or DooSomething, who did it.

Me: Huh?

Sister: He comes to my door every afternoon. Trying to sell me burgers and stuff. I told him we’re vegetarians but he keeps coming back.

Me: Just don’t open the door.

Sister: Yeah but Buffy, he always comes around naptime. And if I don’t open the door he’ll ring the doorbell and wake everyone up.

Me: So, you’ve got possible death and dismemberment on one hand..

Sister: Yeah, and my kids waking up on the other. I need that nap time. I’ll take my chances. Just remember. Dudley Dooright. The meat salesman.

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