crab grass. oh that’s horrible.

I just googled ‘sister quotes’ and was bombarded with purple prose. Sunshine and solace all over the place. Save it for the love letters because, lets be honest, sisterhood isn’t so much a Hallmark card as a Lifetime movie. And I mean that in the very best ‘Help Farrah Fawcett Cage Her Evil Ex Up In the Fireplace’ sort of way.

Seriously though, I think this quote from Toni Morrison probably sums it up better than anything:

A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves – a special kind of double. ~Toni Morrison

Though I have a sneaking suspicion, if my own sister were asked to pull a quote from her hat, it would be this one:

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. ~Charles M. Schulz

Anyway…I just found these photos floating around in cyberspace. So I decided to steal them. She has 24 hours to request a retraction.