oh no he didn’t


Sister: “So I was watching American Idol last night and you know what? Simon Cowell really does remind me of him.”

Me:I did say.”

Sister: “Except Him’s nicer.”

Me: “No he isn’t. He just likes you. That’s all.”

The very same ‘Him’ and I got in to it last night.

Him: “Why did you send that photo out unprocessed? When you send out images that I take, it’s a reflection on me.”

Me: (Already mad.) “She’s family. Not Time Magazine. And there was nothing wrong with the photo.”

Him: “Are you blind? How can you possibly look at that and think it’s in focus? Get your eyes checked woman!”

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