a meme. by dewey d payne

Full Name: Dewey D Payne
Birthday: Dog days of summer.
Birthplace: Bear Town, West Virginia
Current Location: Rather not say.
Heritage: I got Indian blood. And that’s a fact.
Right or Left Handed: Right. But it don’t work so good.
Major Strength: A dashin’ good-lookiness my daddy gave me.
Major Weakness: That same good-lookiness. A burden I tell you.
Fears: Haints
Life Goal: To not raise no kids.
Dream Profession: Another kind of Bill Monroe.
Actual Profession: I aint about capitalism.
Favorite Meal: Anything but onions. I hate onions.
Coffee Drinker: Yes sir.
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: None thanks. Hurts my liver.
Has Character Been in Love: At least once a week.
Is Character Attractive: I reckon I am.
Does Character Think of Self as Attractive: Now, what’d I just say?
Healthy Habits: I sleep alot.
Unhealthy Habits: It aint at night.
Favorite Movie: They Call Me Trinity.
Vices: I got my share.
Number One Regret: Congregatin with ole man Leach.

A Writers Digest Prompt: Character memes.