quirks and things. a tag.

I’ve just been tagged by DevilWoman. I don’t usually play, but DW is hilarious and I’m a huge list maker. Also, I’m feeling rather aggressive today; and I’ve found it’s best not to write memoir type entries when in the throws of anger. Or restless irritation. So here we are. Quirks and things. A tag.

1. I can’t stand for anyone to touch my face. If they do, even accidentally, even during, say, a kiss..I have to wash it immediately. I carry around facial wipes and rose oil in case of emergency.

2. I hate little tiny close together circles. I have to close my eyes and grimace and ‘shake it out’ any time I see them. Otherwise, they make me sick.

3. I always eat dessert before the main course because I don’t like the taste of ‘sweet’ on my tongue. I once got fat following cheese cake with scotch eggs. I wasn’t even pregnant.

4. Sometimes, when I start talking I forget what I’m saying, but my mouth keeps going anyway.

5. I must finish drinks in an even number of sips, and meals in an even number of bites. I used to have to take an even number of steps … but I’m over that now.

6. If I don’t get 9 hours of sleep I go loopy. For real. It’s a condition. I think. I seldom get those 9 hours. Thus my constant state.

7. I like to put egg whites, raw and organic, on my face at night. Not all night. Just AT night. Because they make my skin look fabulous, they’re better than collagen and they’re hypoallergenic. They’re also much cheaper than Crème de la Mer.

p.s
Devilwoman, I like monkeys too. But that’s another quirk..