something funny

She wears the ugliest sweaters I’ve ever seen. I’m not being mean. They’re really that ugly. No one would wear them in the 80s so someone, somewhere, put them all in a box and saved them for her. They’re all about kittens and nature and grandma’s old dressing gown. Made from polyester yarn and chenille. Sometimes a little leopard print.

She’s a beauty queen who doesn’t have a clue. The kind who sovereigns over festivals and farm fresh summer squash, then reckons she’s ready for Annie Leibowitz and a room full of fashionable.

She thinks she’s gorgeous and that just makes it worse. I wonder where stereotypes come from; then I look at her and stop wondering. It’s tragic. Really. Someone should tell her. Cause she tries so hard. But I wont. Because it’s too much fun to look and laugh. Is that mean? Yeah. A little. But she’s 22 and has killer legs. A girl with her legs deserves to be laughed at for something.

Man, those sweaters are awful.