twain on jane
Thursday December 28th 2006, 17:42
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“I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane’s. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.

Everytime I read ‘Pride and Prejudice’ I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”

–Mark Twain


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Sam was a one of a kind guy.

Comment by Steve 12.28.06 @ 18:27

I knew there was a reason why I love Twain!

Comment by sage 12.28.06 @ 18:36

Ouch.

Comment by Frannie Farmer 12.29.06 @ 0:40

Now that’s an insult.

Comment by thethinker 12.29.06 @ 5:53

likewise.

Comment by Nikki 12.29.06 @ 7:06

That’s laugh out loud!

Comment by Bernita 12.29.06 @ 12:33

While I can’t agree with him on Jane, this is a great line that I can apply to some other individuals…

“It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death” !

Comment by Erin 12.29.06 @ 14:33

lol, Twain is timeless.

Hope you have a great New Year!

Comment by Dating Dummy 12.29.06 @ 16:33

Agree about Jane. Twain is timeless–great quote

Have a wonderful New Year’s

Comment by pia 12.29.06 @ 17:18

…and we’re looking forward to seeing you back to your kick-butt numbers for the new year!

Comment by Dating Dummy 12.29.06 @ 19:00

LMAO! Totally agree!

Comment by ruby 12.29.06 @ 19:31

I feel the same way. Wait…is “beat over the skull” the same as “sodomize”?

Comment by Mr. Fabulous 12.29.06 @ 22:13

It IS hard to stick to workouts when you go out of town. What kind of chocolate did you eat this week? Mmmm chocolate. You did great the 1st couple weeks so I know you can step it back up & you’re still ahead of the game because everyone else starts their New Years resolutions next week.

Comment by r.partygirl 12.30.06 @ 0:08

I’ve been hiding my feelings about Jane all these years!! Thought maybe I was missing a gene or something. Thank HEAVENS I’m not the only one!!!

You made my day!

Comment by Elizabeth 12.31.06 @ 3:02

love it..:)

Comment by steph 12.31.06 @ 3:36

Genius. Now I can finally come out of my Jane hating closet. >:-P

Comment by ShadowDog 01.01.07 @ 4:49

Yeah, have always hated him for that! :) x

Comment by diane 01.01.07 @ 21:40

HAHA. oK, that is hysterical. I actually love Jane, but certainly Mark Twain had a way with words…and bones. ;-)

Comment by Ryane 01.02.07 @ 13:28



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