{"id":834,"date":"2008-08-01T02:05:42","date_gmt":"2008-08-01T02:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/01\/crab-grass-oh-thats-horrible\/"},"modified":"2008-08-01T14:41:32","modified_gmt":"2008-08-01T14:41:32","slug":"crab-grass-oh-thats-horrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/01\/crab-grass-oh-thats-horrible\/","title":{"rendered":"crab grass. oh that&#8217;s horrible."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just googled &#8216;sister quotes&#8217; and was bombarded with purple prose.  Sunshine and solace all over the place.  Save it for the love letters because, lets be honest, sisterhood isn&#8217;t so much a Hallmark card as a Lifetime movie.  And I mean that in the very best &#8216;Help Farrah Fawcett Cage Her Evil Ex Up In the Fireplace&#8217; sort of way. <\/p>\n<p>Seriously though, I think this quote from Toni Morrison probably sums it up better than anything: <\/p>\n<p><em>A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves &#8211; a special kind of double.  ~Toni Morrison<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Though I have a sneaking suspicion, if my own sister were asked to pull a quote from her hat, it would be this one: <\/p>\n<p><em>Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.  ~Charles M. Schulz<\/em><\/p>\n<p><center><img src='http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/cris.jpg' alt='Cris 1' \/><\/center><br \/>\n<center>The Sister &#038; her Fabulous Husband<\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img src='http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/cris2.jpg' alt='Cris &#038; Jessie' \/><\/center><br \/>\n<center>Sister &#038; Cousin &#8216;J&#8217;<br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;I just found these photos floating around in cyberspace.  So I decided to steal them.  She has 24 hours to request a retraction. <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just googled &#8216;sister quotes&#8217; and was bombarded with purple prose. Sunshine and solace all over the place. Save it for the love letters because, lets be honest, sisterhood isn&#8217;t so much a Hallmark card as a Lifetime movie. And I mean that in the very best &#8216;Help Farrah Fawcett Cage Her Evil Ex Up<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}