{"id":76,"date":"2006-01-13T00:17:51","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T00:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/13\/man-it-hurts\/"},"modified":"2007-09-05T22:56:07","modified_gmt":"2007-09-05T22:56:07","slug":"man-it-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/13\/man-it-hurts\/","title":{"rendered":"early in the a.m."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m drunk as a skunk and feeling fine.  It&#8217;s not my fault.  It&#8217;s the tablets.  They&#8217;re for migraines.   I only get three a month &#8211; only use three a year.  They&#8217;re suppose to thin out the blood, or something.  Keep the vessels from pressing against things they shouldn&#8217;t.  Pain relief.  All that.  They cause me to hallucinate.  Ever so slightly.  Hallucination is soooooo much better than <em>keep your eyes shut because it hurts when you seeeeeee. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had loads of tests run.  The neurologist says he&#8217;s never seen anything like it before.   <em>&#8220;Maybe I can do more studies.  Highly unusual.&#8221;<\/em> Tall, dark and handsome says it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m ooooh so clever and off the charts.   Tall, dark and handsome is decidingly biased.   <\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Yes.  Very irregular,&#8221;<\/em> says the specialist.  <em>&#8220;But it probably wont kill you, or else you&#8217;d be dead by now.&#8221; <\/em>  <\/p>\n<p>I think this is a good thing.  But he&#8217;s German and doesn&#8217;t speak very good English, so who can tell!!?!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m letting the knee go today&#8230;&#8230;because the head hurts worse.  <\/p>\n<p>The German sees me again on the 7th.  The knee doctor, next week.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m falling apart.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m drunk as a skunk and feeling fine. It&#8217;s not my fault. It&#8217;s the tablets. They&#8217;re for migraines. I only get three a month &#8211; only use three a year. They&#8217;re suppose to thin out the blood, or something. Keep the vessels from pressing against things they shouldn&#8217;t. Pain relief. All that. They cause me<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}