{"id":638,"date":"2008-02-01T16:41:51","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T16:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/01\/doo-something\/"},"modified":"2008-02-01T17:57:52","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T17:57:52","slug":"doo-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/01\/doo-something\/","title":{"rendered":"doo something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Sister:<\/strong> If they ever find me dead, it&#8217;s a meat salesman called Dudley Dooright, or Doolittle, or DooSomething, who did it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Huh?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sister:<\/strong> He comes to my door every afternoon. Trying to sell me burgers and stuff. I told him we&#8217;re vegetarians but he keeps coming back.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Just don&#8217;t open the door.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sister:<\/strong> Yeah but Buffy, he always comes around naptime. And if I don&#8217;t open the door he&#8217;ll ring the doorbell and wake everyone up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> So, you&#8217;ve got possible death and dismemberment on one hand..<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sister:<\/strong> Yeah, and my kids waking up on the other. I <em>need<\/em> that nap time. I&#8217;ll take my chances. Just remember. Dudley Dooright. The meat salesman.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sister: If they ever find me dead, it&#8217;s a meat salesman called Dudley Dooright, or Doolittle, or DooSomething, who did it. Me: Huh? Sister: He comes to my door every afternoon. Trying to sell me burgers and stuff. I told him we&#8217;re vegetarians but he keeps coming back. Me: Just don&#8217;t open the door. Sister:<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}