{"id":633,"date":"2008-01-20T17:04:55","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T17:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/20\/i-did-say\/"},"modified":"2008-01-20T17:07:13","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T17:07:13","slug":"i-did-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/20\/i-did-say\/","title":{"rendered":"oh no he didn&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Sister:<\/strong>  &#8220;So I was watching American Idol last night and you know what?  Simon Cowell really does remind me of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/27\/the-stedman-to-my-oprah-the-carl-to-my-dolly\/\"target=_blank>him<\/a><\/em>.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong>  &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/19\/i-call-him-simon-cowell\/\"target=_blank>I did say<\/a>.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Sister:<\/strong>  &#8220;Except <em>Him&#8217;s<\/em> nicer.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong>  &#8220;No he isn&#8217;t.  He just likes you.  That&#8217;s all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The very same &#8216;Him&#8217; and I got in to it last night.  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Him:<\/strong>  &#8220;Why did you send that photo out unprocessed? When you send out images that I take, it&#8217;s a reflection on me.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Me: <\/strong> (Already mad.)  &#8220;She&#8217;s family.  Not Time Magazine.  And there was nothing wrong with the photo.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p><strong>Him: <\/strong> &#8220;Are you blind?  How can you possibly look at that and think it&#8217;s in focus?  Get your eyes checked woman!&#8221; <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sister: &#8220;So I was watching American Idol last night and you know what? Simon Cowell really does remind me of him.&#8221; Me: &#8220;I did say.&#8221; Sister: &#8220;Except Him&#8217;s nicer.&#8221; Me: &#8220;No he isn&#8217;t. He just likes you. That&#8217;s all.&#8221; The very same &#8216;Him&#8217; and I got in to it last night. Him: &#8220;Why did you<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5237,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions\/5237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}