{"id":450,"date":"2007-07-08T21:41:56","date_gmt":"2007-07-08T21:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/08\/a-note-on-driving\/"},"modified":"2007-07-08T22:09:48","modified_gmt":"2007-07-08T22:09:48","slug":"a-note-on-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/08\/a-note-on-driving\/","title":{"rendered":"a note on driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The last time I saw her she had one child and wasn&#8217;t pregnant.  Or maybe she was and I just didn&#8217;t know.  Or maybe she told me and I just forgot because my life was in total upheaval and I&#8217;m really horrible like that.   Anyway, she&#8217;s still not pregnant.  But she does have an extra kid.  <\/p>\n<p>She and her scientist husband are moving to Madrid and she&#8217;s promised to take me into traffic and bring me closer to My Lord when we visit because driving in Madrid is apparently a very spiritual experience. <em>You certainly pray a lot. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why I even tried to debate motorway manners because really, the only thing remotely difficult about American traffic is the big-bus phenomenon and the way drivers simply cannot be made to indicate; and British roads I just refuse to deal with.  I never get behind the wheel and, if possible, recline myself and wear a sleep mask when ever anyone else does. <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last time I saw her she had one child and wasn&#8217;t pregnant. Or maybe she was and I just didn&#8217;t know. Or maybe she told me and I just forgot because my life was in total upheaval and I&#8217;m really horrible like that. Anyway, she&#8217;s still not pregnant. But she does have an extra<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}