{"id":446,"date":"2007-07-03T12:45:11","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T12:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/03\/overheard-at-the-weekend\/"},"modified":"2010-09-24T16:51:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T16:51:08","slug":"overheard-at-the-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/03\/overheard-at-the-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"overheard at the weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1.<\/strong>  Neck it.  No.  Not <em>nekkid<\/em>.  Neck it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong>  Panna cotta.  Whoever came up with such a dreadful thing?<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. <\/strong> It&#8217;s not climbing into a medieval tower that&#8217;s the hard part.  It&#8217;s getting down. <\/p>\n<p><strong>4. <\/strong> West Virginia.  North Carolina.  It&#8217;s all the same.  Mountains and banjos right?<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong>  So my mom says <em>&#8216;There&#8217;s no need to call.  If you die they&#8217;ll let me know.&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>6.<\/strong>  You&#8217;ll be constipated for a month.  Last time I went, I took a bag of prunes.  Didn&#8217;t help.  At all. <\/p>\n<p><strong>7. <\/strong> Ever got drunk in a 600 year old hunting lodge before? <\/p>\n<p><strong>8. <\/strong> My sister&#8217;s at the Concert for Diana.  She&#8217;s calling me when Take That come on!<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.<\/strong>  Two minutes after I met her, she walks up to me and says <em>&#8216;Get your coat.  You&#8217;ve been pulled&#8217;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>10.<\/strong>  Really, I have to be going.  One doesn&#8217;t keep Lord Webber waiting.  <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Neck it. No. Not nekkid. Neck it! 2. Panna cotta. Whoever came up with such a dreadful thing? 3. It&#8217;s not climbing into a medieval tower that&#8217;s the hard part. It&#8217;s getting down. 4. West Virginia. North Carolina. It&#8217;s all the same. Mountains and banjos right? 5. So my mom says &#8216;There&#8217;s no need<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[73],"class_list":["post-446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum","tag-manchester-england"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3172,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions\/3172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}