{"id":369,"date":"2007-03-29T02:24:09","date_gmt":"2007-03-29T02:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/?p=369"},"modified":"2007-11-17T01:10:21","modified_gmt":"2007-11-17T01:10:21","slug":"convenience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/29\/convenience\/","title":{"rendered":"convenience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/27\/007\/\">Continued&#8230;<\/a><\/em><br \/>\nI spent the last few days walking around trying to familiarize myself with everything in the broad day.  The other night on my way back from Eliza and The Phoenix I got lost. Every street looks the same and my &#8216;remember the roundabout&#8217; theory didn&#8217;t work.  There are roundabouts everywhere.  <\/p>\n<p><center><strong>Par Example<\/strong><\/center><br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Roundabout.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Roundabout\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/thumb-Roundabout.jpg\" alt=\"Roundabout\"\/ border=0\/><\/a><\/center> <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve found a grocery store, a liquor store and several little convenience stores and I know the number of streets I have to turn down to get to them all.  I keep twenty pounds &#8211; about thirty five dollars &#8211; in my pocket at all times just in case I get lost.  I can get a cab even if it&#8217;s just around the corner.  Bella said only use Black Cabs because otherwise it could be any ole sex offender with a neon sign.  Paul (the housemate) told me to ignore Bella and that if I wanted my money to last I better start shopping at the Co-op or Somerfield, &#8220;Tesco will kill you.&#8221;   Tesco&#8217;s a grocery store in the city center.  They have loads of French and Indian food but no buttermilk.<\/p>\n<p>The convenience stores around here are all pretty small.  The aisles are narrow and gritty and they sell some kind of beer in two-liter plastic containers to kids who look twelve.  I&#8217;ve not managed to do a proper shop yet.  I&#8217;m afraid my money will run out.   I buy a Twix Bar and a Sunny D every day and that&#8217;s all.  I eat nothing else.  I&#8217;ve lost six pounds.  Bella&#8217;s fixing dinner tonight.  She said &#8220;I love to cook for people.  Everybody calls me Monica.&#8221;   Like, from Friends.  <\/p>\n<p><em>20 August 1998<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/02\/red-tape\/\">Continued&#8230;<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continued&#8230; I spent the last few days walking around trying to familiarize myself with everything in the broad day. The other night on my way back from Eliza and The Phoenix I got lost. Every street looks the same and my &#8216;remember the roundabout&#8217; theory didn&#8217;t work. There are roundabouts everywhere. Par Example I&#8217;ve found<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}