{"id":356,"date":"2007-04-12T14:25:25","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T14:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/?p=356"},"modified":"2007-11-17T01:09:33","modified_gmt":"2007-11-17T01:09:33","slug":"there-are-no-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/12\/there-are-no-words\/","title":{"rendered":"there are no words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/09\/peter-peter\/\">Continued&#8230;<\/a><br \/>\nHoly.  Freakin.  ****.  OK.  Right.  Here&#8217;s how I got here.  Two months ago I answered an anonymous <em>&#8220;Houseshare by University&#8221;<\/em> ad I&#8217;d taken from an online accommodations bulletin.   I&#8217;d never met the poster &#8211; Bella &#8211; before in my life.  Never heard of her.  Never knew a thing about her.  It was all totally random.  Computer generated &#8211; random.  I moved here a week ago.  I know two people in this town.  This city.  Eliza, who&#8217;s from Germany and Peter who doesn&#8217;t actually live here but pops in on weekends.  <\/p>\n<p>I came out of my bedroom this afternoon and some moppy-headed guy was sitting in the hall.  I had to stop for a second because he looked so much like Stephen, this skinny English boy I dated back in Bluefield last year.  The one who thought he was a Beatle and had the hair to prove it.  Uck.  So I went downstairs, messed around in the kitchen some,  fought back the automatic gag reflex that pops up whenever I think of his name and then thanked the Good Lord I&#8217;d never have to see him again.  Ever. He was in Australia.  <\/p>\n<p>I just came back to my room.  He&#8217;s not in Australia.  He&#8217;s in my hall.  <\/p>\n<p>Bella is dating my ex.  <\/p>\n<p><em>23 August 1998<\/em><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continued&#8230; Holy. Freakin. ****. OK. Right. Here&#8217;s how I got here. Two months ago I answered an anonymous &#8220;Houseshare by University&#8221; ad I&#8217;d taken from an online accommodations bulletin. I&#8217;d never met the poster &#8211; Bella &#8211; before in my life. Never heard of her. Never knew a thing about her. It was all totally<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}