{"id":3369,"date":"2010-11-27T18:15:57","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T18:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/?p=3369"},"modified":"2013-11-04T17:16:51","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T17:16:51","slug":"freudian-twits-but-not-the-roald-dahl-kind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/27\/freudian-twits-but-not-the-roald-dahl-kind\/","title":{"rendered":"freudian twits (but not the roald dahl kind)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Girl-Genuises.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Girl Genuises\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Girl-Genuises.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Girl-Genuises-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking: we coordinated our outfits.  But before you run away with yourself, no.  We&#8217;re just psychiatric like that. <\/p>\n<p>Would you believe a psychologist once told our mother we had a combined IQ of 298?  (Yeah, she didn&#8217;t either.)  This is what happens when you trade on a total impracticality for twenty-odd years.  The line between creativity and madness has thinned over time and now we&#8217;re just a hop, skip and one small impulse control disorder away from an irrational fear of bear attacks.   <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking: we coordinated our outfits. But before you run away with yourself, no. We&#8217;re just psychiatric like that. Would you believe a psychologist once told our mother we had a combined IQ of 298? (Yeah, she didn&#8217;t either.) This is what happens when you trade on a total impracticality for twenty-odd<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3369"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5831,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions\/5831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}