{"id":2282,"date":"2010-05-30T15:38:45","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T15:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/?p=2282"},"modified":"2011-04-20T19:16:51","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T19:16:51","slug":"cheesin-for-the-cheesecake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/30\/cheesin-for-the-cheesecake\/","title":{"rendered":"cheesin for the cheesecake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cheesecake-Factory-30th-Anniversary-Cheesecake.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Cheesecake Factory 30th Anniversary Cheesecake\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cheesecake-Factory-30th-Anniversary-Cheesecake.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cheesecake-Factory-30th-Anniversary-Cheesecake-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have five stock smiles I choose from when cheesing for a photo.  The Euro says I should throw the stock away.  Go natural.  But the truth is, my eyes are a bit boggly and it takes very little for me to look certifiably insane.  <\/p>\n<p>Case in point &#8211; my genuine, unfeigned delight as I prepare to tuck into a piece of cheesecake the size of my head.  (You may remember, I have a superbly large head.)  <\/p>\n<p>I look like someone straight off the ferry from Shutter Island. <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have five stock smiles I choose from when cheesing for a photo. The Euro says I should throw the stock away. Go natural. But the truth is, my eyes are a bit boggly and it takes very little for me to look certifiably insane. Case in point &#8211; my genuine, unfeigned delight as I<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2282"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2298,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282\/revisions\/2298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}