{"id":1141,"date":"2009-08-19T03:25:12","date_gmt":"2009-08-19T03:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/19\/yes-all-my-friends-are-five-year-olds-and-english-professors\/"},"modified":"2010-09-24T16:08:56","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T16:08:56","slug":"yes-all-my-friends-are-five-year-olds-and-english-professors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/19\/yes-all-my-friends-are-five-year-olds-and-english-professors\/","title":{"rendered":"yes.  all my friends are five year olds.  and english professors."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And on a lighter note&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img src='http:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/girlsx3.jpg' alt='Buffy in Red' \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>They already know how to read.  So I taught them how to make faces at their teachers instead.  School starts on Thursday.  <\/p>\n<p>Also, my head is huge.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And on a lighter note&#8230; They already know how to read. So I taught them how to make faces at their teachers instead. School starts on Thursday. Also, my head is huge.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hum-drum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1141"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3084,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141\/revisions\/3084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buffyholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}