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cheesin for the cheesecake

I have five stock smiles I choose from when cheesing for a photo. The Euro says I should throw the stock away. Go natural. But the truth is, my eyes are a bit boggly and it takes very little for me to look certifiably insane.

Case in point – my genuine, unfeigned delight as I prepare to tuck into a piece of cheesecake the size of my head. (You may remember, I have a superbly large head.)

I look like someone straight off the ferry from Shutter Island.

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11 Responses to “cheesin for the cheesecake”

  1. steph says:

    you are BEAUTIFUL!

  2. steph says:

    ………..and so is the cake ;)

  3. howie says:

    nice nails. trying to get my wife to go for that same color. their oreo cheesecake has always done it for me, but its hard to go wrong with chocolate.

  4. Flynn says:

    Smile be damned, that rack of yours is a GIFT.

  5. MJH says:

    I’m not seeing a rack?!

  6. Buffy says:

    Tell her she has to, Howie. I worried they bordered on silly – Shrek nails, and all. But every time I look at my them they make me happy. Honestly.

  7. howie says:

    24 weeks pregnant-she has given up on mani’s and pedi’s. she doesn’t feel comfortable going to the salon to get her nails done. maybe i can get her to forget about dragging me to see sex and the city this weekend. hmmmm……well maybe not.

  8. Buffy says:

    Howie, the gorgeous woman is carrying your child. The least you can do is be dragged to see Carrie and the girls. That, and be her personal mani-pedi man for the next three months. Get thee to a Boots/CVS and purchase the nail polish now. She will thank thee.

  9. Thank you, Buffy! It wouldn’t be so torturous for him to sit through Sex and the City, especially since he was laughing all through the last one. (Whether he admits it or not, I don’t know!) He also said you wrote a beautiful piece about Einstein, so I will have to read that. I will be happy to get my nails painted for him after I give birth.

  10. howie says:

    auh, thank you buffy. first one was better, but samantha had some decent lines. i am allergic to nail polish in its liquid state. exposing myself to it could get nasty.

  11. Buffy says:

    Caren, they never admit it. But we know. :)

    Howie, you never told me your wife was a writer! And a brilliant one, too!

    Alas, I’ve yet to see SATC2. I think I’ll make it my Saturday alone-time. Because, as everyone knows, if you eat a ton of chocolate covered theatre candy in the dark and by yourself…it’s as if you’ve never really eaten it.

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