There’s no getting around the insanity that has been my week. I still haven’t got that organizational thing down. It’s a work in progress. If it were up to me, I’d hire my chica to do it for me. She’s saved my bacon more than once, always with a smile, and she’s doing it again tonight.

Speaking of bacon, we once had ‘matching’ email handles: bigporkchop and littleporkchop. I can’t remember where the inspiration came from. I think it was a stuffed monkey. Either that or the British and their love of sausages.