ten things i love about me
1. I have nice nail beds.
2. I know a scientist.
3. My laugh. When it’s genuine. (It rarely is.)
4. I’ve studied ancient languages.
5. My hair sometimes shines.
6. I try to be polite and well mannered despite being raised by a barn, on a farm, in a holler, in WV.
7. Before I was a writer, I was a criminologist.
8. I once jumped off a cliff.
9. I know the international sign for ”Help Me. I’m choking.’